Stable Minds
You Know You're a Horse Person When ...

  • Your christmas card photos include your horses.
  • You've already started looking for a 2003 calendar, and it isn't even September yet.
  • You plan corn on the cob for dinner just so you can give the cobs to the horses.
  • You consider moving into the barn (it's cleaner than the house).
  • You leave work with a headache and backache, vow to go home and relax, then immediately head straight for the barn to ride.
  • You use the brake in the car and catch yourself saying "whoa" under your breath.
  • You hate posing for a picture unless you're on your horse.
  • You consider a golf course a good waste of pasture land.
  • Your horse gets new shoes more often than you do.
  • You say "whoa" to the dog.
  • You have more pictures of your horse than you do of family and friends.
  • Your family and friends get cards addressed to them from you ... and your horse.
  • You try to move around someone and instead of saying "Excuse me," you poke then in the ribs and say "Over."
  • You can find your boots by smell.
  • You pull a $15,000 horse trailer with a $1500 truck.
  • You start to yell at the kids and the horse's names pop out instead.
  • You see the vet more than your childs pediatrician.
  • You remember vaccination and worming schedules, but forget your mother's birthday.



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