Horse Jokes
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On horses' good manners: Some horses are so polite that when they come to a
fence, they stop and let YOU go over first. The best way to get a horse to wash its own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water. Horse lover #1: I went riding today. Horse lover #2: Horseback? Horse lover #1: Sure. It came back before I did. Handy euphemisms for falling off your horse: 1) I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle. 2) Dirt for dessert 3) Trolling for paramedics. Have you fallen prey to the common plight of the hapless horse lover? When asked to list some of your favorite people, you waste no time in writing "horses." |