Murphy's Law for Horses
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What Do You Do... To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap. To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer. To cure equine insomnia? Show them in a halter class. To get a horses to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill with fresh water. To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show. To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals. To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around to see him. To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse. To make it rain? Cut a hay field. To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one. |