A Horse's Top 10 List of Spooky Objects
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10) Blowing Paper: At any moment it could whip up into our
faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don`t try to tell us
youd do CPR. 9) Barking Dogs: What? You`ve never read Stephen King's Cujo? 8) Puddles of Water: Quicksand! 7) Trash Cans: They've been known to swallow horses and transport them to another dimension. 6) Babies and Little Kids: Long lost tribe of horse eating pygmies. 5) Plaid Horse Blankets: Hey when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds like 100lbs. 4) Ropes and Hoses on the ground: Dreaded North American trail snakes. 3) Ponies: Cute, clever, hardy. They want to take over the world. 2) Windy Days: Two words: 'impending tornado.' 1) Carts and Wagons: When you humans ride us, we can buck you off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? Thats just not right. No matter how fast the horse trots the darn thing is still running after him! Oh the horror!!!! |